1363 and earlier today I called and asked about my reservation and I was INSTANTLY INVITED...


to keep waiting for "the next several weeks or months".
Honestly...
It was scary. Like some mind-numbed zombie CSR was being stimulated with a mild current so that what was left of their brain would make them say " YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL WEEKS OR MONTHS .... YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL WEEKS OR MONTHS .... YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL WEEKS OR MONTHS .
Now I have this picture of some poor waif laying in a tray of aspic with electodes running into a big computer that has lots of blinkinlights While a frantic German scientist wearing a rubber apron strokes his goat-tee with one hand and pokes the CSR with the index finger of the other while saying "intuhdestink.... veddy intuhdestink...