The manual says check your oil with every fillup. So you unload all the stuff you've been carrying in the luggage compartment, open the tailgate, raise the carpet and metal engine cover with one hand, pull out the dipstick. Meanwhile, the guy behind you is turning purple and honking his horn.
No more. Get an ACE #40289 Duplex Strainer-$6. Strip the attachments. Open the tailgate. Measure twice--or 5 times--and cut a hole through the carpet and metal engine cover with a 2 inch hole saw, directly over the dipstick. Remove the crosspieces at the bottom of the strainer. Install the strainer through the carpet, using only the big metal nut to secure the strainer.
Drill a hole in the fat end of the dipstick for an appropriate-sized stainless sheet metal screw. This will give you more leverage when you remove the dipstick. Replace the carpet. The strainer is now protruding through the engine cover. Push the white rubber stopper into the strainer. You're done.
Now you want to check your oil. Open the tailgate and pull out the rubber stopper. Voila! There's the dipstick. Remove it, wipe it, replace it,remove it, and there's your reading. Replace the rubber stopper. A 20-second oil check. Now speed away before that big ugly truck driver reaches your car door.
As lagniappe, you now have a great conversation piece. What the heck is that white rubber stopper in the floor of your luggage compartment , your friends want to know. Why that's where southern engineering trumps german engineers, you say.
I'm sure to get an award for this, and a few brickbats. It works for my passion.