Thanks to this forum, I made the decision to purchase a silver Brabus orphan, just waiting for an enthusiastic owner. I will have to drive it 50 miles home, with the threat of thunderstorms on the way, but I'm sure it can handle it.
Last night, I found if I park my VW R32 up to the very front of my deep garage, the smart will (just barely) squeeze behind it. At least that is what the tape measure suggests.
I hope all goes well during the delivery process, and thanks again for this informative forum.
See you fellow smart owners in NE Ohio!