Web surfing leads to lust, lust leads to envy, envy leads to hate, hate leads to suffering...and that's just the first 12 months of waiting.
But there is a light at the end of the SUV-filled tunnel. My smart is the chosen one, bringing balance back into my life (and checkbook). May the Force (and patience) be with you!
I have dated myself with Star Wars geekery, but what the heck.