This is an actual headline from a major mail order company ad recieved today by e-mail:
It turns out it was for a lighted screw driver.
Regardless of what it was for it seemed like a good idea to me.
50% Off! See What You’re Screwing — Even With the Lights Off!
The body of the ad began with:
Just slip this Clever Collar over the business end of your
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