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Old 03-09-2010, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Colbert calling the smart gay.

All I can say is bastard. I don't know who else saw it it was just on now of course no video to link too. The idea that if you have a smart it means you're gay.

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Years ago the joke was about Miatas.



What is harder than buying a Mazda Miata?

Telling your parents your gay.




Let the bad jokes just roll off.

I have yet to drive a car that could make me second guess my sexuality.
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Hummers are driven by hillbillies...
Prius are driven by eco-maniacs (or gay people if San Francisco as someone told me)...
Chrysler 300s are driven by thugs...
Escalades are for gangs...
smart's for gays...
smart is more like dumb...
People who drive a smart are retarded (literally told to my face once)...
Idiots buy Japanese...
smart's for midgets...
Americans are Fat, Lazy, and Love SUVs...
Gays drive Lambos...
Buffed guys drive Ferraris...
Fast cars always get the girls...
Dodge Caliber is a gay car... (can't see why, I think it's a pretty nice car)
Dumb***es buy Kias... (what?)




There are countless stereotypes in the automotive world, just shrug them off.
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"Colbert calling the smart gay.
All I can say is bastard. I don't know who else saw it it was just on now of course no video to link too. The idea that if you have a smart it means you're gay. " FPAGE77

Lighten up fpage, he wasn't talking about your smart car, he was talking about mine!
We gays are attracted to this car for the same reasons you were. However, many of us have learned to not care what other people think. It is more important to be happy than to be miserable pretending to be what one thinks the world wants you to be than to be yourself.
Now go back out there, hug that wonderful little car that you own, in front of God and everybody, and don't ever listen to Colbert again unless you really miss his humor.
I didn't notice a pink G on the forehead of your smart, so yours can't be gay!
Out and proud of my smart car regardless.
Rich
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Old 03-10-2010, 05:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Colbert making fun of something - say it ain't so!
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Don't forget, With the smart you obviously have nothing you need to compensate for.






Unlike those that need to replace there short comings with an over sized engine.

Oh, and you do know Colbert is just playing a character, Right?
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hehehe BB Benz,... That was a good well rounded statement...

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Don't forget, With the smart you obviously have nothing you need to compensate for.






Unlike those that need to replace there short comings with an over sized engine.

Oh, and you do know Colbert is just playing a character, Right?
I know he's Bill O'Reilly.

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Colbert making fun of something - say it ain't so!
So!
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fpage, you forgot the old Seinfeld line, "not that there's anything wrong with that". ;)

I hope for your sake that you don't wear boxers nor eat baby carrots. ;)

You do know that Colbert is a put-on, right? His intent is to showcase the ridiculousness of conservative attitudes like hatred of gay people.

Look at it this way, at least you don't drive a Hummer. Then people would be saying you had a tiny "johnson".
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