My List Of Predictions For 2008:
I Bob, using my great "psyo" powers predict the following will occur in 2008. Bob knows all, hears all, sees all, and still doesn't have a clue!
I predict that September will have 30 days.
I predict that that an 8.4 earthquake will
NOT strike in Southern California at 11:02 AM, on February 17, 2008. (In the past, I've been very accurate in these earthquake predictions.)
In the year 2008, many will try to run for the office of President, but in the end, only one shall win.
I predict that Christmas will occur on December 25.
Before the Month Of January ends, I predict that you will receive a phone call from some #$%^*$& telemarketer.
I see bad news coming in 2008, several famous people will die in 2008. The good news is that once dead, they won't die again in 2009.
I predict that several famous people in Hollywood will get a divorce in 2008, but there will be several who will marry and others who will have children.
I see ABC, NBC, FOX, and CBS promoting their "Newest Hit Shows" for the Fall Season, only to have many of them become stupid flops.
I see Simon insulting many no talent Bozos who try out for America Idol.
I see you watching TV and hearing a car ad say, "Now is the time to buy..." In fact, I predict that you'll never hear them say, "LOOK, I told you last week was the time to buy and you screwed this one up big time!!!"
I see more junk mail arriving at your mailbox in 2008 and that's not counting Mad Magazine!!!
Bob
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