The never ending joke thread...

[mvaldes]

Originally Posted by jimvw57

Now I know what the wife means when she says I'm going to die....

Think of yourself as fortunate, my wife usually has something a bit more immediate in mind...

[Big Panda]

[Big Panda]

[forestacademy]

Someone please come up with a caption for this one

[jetfuel]

...we have successfully removed his head from in there...

jetfuel....next

[BigWarpGuy]

Getting to the bottom of the problem?

[fpage77]

Dr. Jetfuel at your service.

[forestacademy]

Dr Jetfuel helps BP with some Mods





Trust me, you won;t feel this one bit

[BobDiaz]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

My Other Car Is A GM!


Bob Diaz

[jetfuel]

...the town hall of New Palestine was burning out of control...the local fire department was not able to put out the fire...somebody in the crowd make the recommendation to call the fire department of the nearby town of Liberty..a very small town...somebody did call...after just a few minutes here they come...hauling @$$ down the hill on their 1940's fire truck..they run right through all the fire trucks trying to put out the fire..plowed through the main gate and within minutes the fire was out...the whole town was so thankful of their effort that they collected some money and presented it to the Liberty fire department..when they gave the money to the fire chief the Major asked "what are you going to do with the money?"...
..."we are going to put brakes on the truck" said the chief"...