At a classy golf course, three guys are waiting for their friend
to show to complete their foursome.
After waiting several minutes and at risk of losing their tee
time, the three notice an oddball standing by the club-house all
by himself and carrying a bag of clubs.
The three of them look at each other and shrug their shoulders
and figure, "why not?"
They ask the stranger if he would like to play with them, and
with a thick Italian accent, he agrees.
While playing on a green one guy asks, "So, what do you do for a
living?"
The Italian guy responds, "I'm a hitman."
Not believing the guy they begin to laugh.
"No, I'm not kidding" he replies, "take a look at my sniper rifle
here in my bag, it costs $1000 every time I pull the trigger."
The three golfers begin admiring the rifle and the huge scope
that is on top.
The first guy laughingly says, "I bet I can see my house from
here with that thing!"
As a friendly gesture, the hitman hands him the gun and says
"Here, take a look."
The first guy takes the gun and looks through the scope towards
his house just past the next hole.
"Holy Crap!" he yells while looking through the scope, "My wife is
naked with the neighbor and they are kissing!"
He asks the hitman, "How much for you to pull the trigger?", the
hitman replies, "Like I said, $1000 a shot."
The guy then yells, "OK, I'll give you $2,000, I want you to
shoot my neighbor in his manhood for obvious reasons, and I want you
to shoot my wife in her mouth for always nagging me!"
With that the hitman takes his rifle, loads it, and takes aim
towards the guy's house.
He is sitting their for a very long time, just looking
through the scope.
The guy yells, "What the hell are you waiting for?"
The hitman says, "Hold on here, I'm about to save you a thousand
dollars!"
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