The never ending joke thread...

[Suze]

ha ha - oh, you all are so funny!

ok, here's my best joke - children love it.


What's brown and sticky?



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wait for it......





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a brown stick.



No really, that's funny. Try it on a 6 year old.

[BigWarpGuy]

This might not be politically correct but funny unless one is blonde.

What do you get when you place two blonds in a fridge?

Frosted flakes!

[Suze]

Originally Posted by BigWarpGuy

This might not be politically correct but funny unless one is blonde.

What do you get when you place to blonds in a fridge?

Frosted flakes!

Maybe so, but I bet they know you meant "two blonds".

[fpage77]

Originally Posted by Suze

Maybe so, but I bet they know you meant "two blonds".

Zing!

[jefferios]

Originally Posted by Suze

Maybe so, but I bet they know you meant "two blonds".

Nice catch Suze!

[jetfuel]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC .

[sarah_9]

Originally Posted by sato7

Political Correctness Defined
Editor: Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness. And the winner is:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

=))

sarah_9

[jimvw57]

There is a less expensive method, called the 'window method' . When you get the urge, just get up, go to the window and slam it down as hard as you can..... that would take care of it.....

[BigWarpGuy]

There was a lady that went to the doctor. She told him that no matter where she pressed her finger on her body, it hurt. She wandered why she hurt every where. The doctor asked if she was a natural blond. She said yes and asked why. He said her finger was broken.

[gbryers]

Then there was the one about the woman who gave up taking the pill, because her husband bought a condominium...