The never ending joke thread...

[rolly]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

[rolly]

What is the difference between a Phd in Mathematics and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

person - "If I told you this once, I've told you this a thousand times!"
Mathematician - "If I've told you this n times, I've told this n+1 times!"

[Suze]

Horse walks into a bar.



Bartender says : Why the long face?





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[rolly]

Originally Posted by Suze

Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says : Why the long face?

Bear walks into a bar and says: "One ................. beer, please."
Bartender, "What's with the pause?"

[BobDiaz]

Late one night, the operator to a hotel gets a call for some guy who asks, "At what hour do you open the bar to your hotel?"

The operator says, "We open the bar at 9:30 AM."

The guy responds with "$^&%^&%" and slams down the phone.

About a hour later, the same guy calls the same operator, except this time the guy is a bit drunk...

He says, "I forgot what hour do you open the bar to your hotel?"

Again the operator says, "We open the bar at 9:30 AM."

The guy curses a second time ans slams down the phone.

About two hours pass and once again the same guy is calling the same operator; only this time the guy is REALLY drunk.

Again he asks, "I forgot what hour do you open the $%^&%^& bar to your hotel?"

This time the operator has had enough with this drunk. She yells into the phone, "Sir, we open the bar at 9:30 AM; that's 9:30 AM!!! IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE BAR, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 9:30 AM!!!!!"


At that point the guy says, "Lady, that's NOT my problem. I don't want to get into the bar to you hotel, I want to exit the bar to your hotel!!"




Bob Diaz

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by jetfuel

the never ending joke thread...

Damn....I thought it HAD finally ended.

[BigWarpGuy]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

Damn....I thought it HAD finally ended.

That is why it is called the 'never ending joke thread'.

When is a door not a door. When it is a a jar (like ajar as in slighlty open ).

[rolly]

Originally Posted by BigWarpGuy

That is why it is called the 'never ending joke thread'.

When is a door not a door. When it is a a jar (like ajar as in slighlty open ).

exactly

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

[Big Panda]

Miscommunication
* A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scribbled on it. I left before he finished the note.
* About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
* Attached is w hat he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........ (scroll down)

[fpage77]

There's nothing down there. I scrolled and scrolled.