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Old 10-21-2009, 07:07 PM   #61 (permalink)
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A man goes to the doctor. The receptionist asks what he has. He says shingles. He takes his information and shows him an examining room. A nurse goes into the examination room and ask what he has. He tells her he has shingles. She takes his blood pressure and takes a blood sample. She tells him to get undressed and leaves. A short while later, the doctor comes in. He ask what he has. He says he has shingles. The doctor asks where. He says its out back in his pickup and wants to know where he wants it put.

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[QUOTE=forestacademy;283292]Knock, knock[/QUOTE

Who's there?

"It can't be opportunity, because opportunity only knocks once.

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I didn't know you could yodel?
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Dang, You scooped My wifes Joke

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