Random Thoughts Thread

[NCC1701]

Originally Posted by Dunerunner

Gotta do the math right!

I'm glad none of my professors were quite THAT boring. The Schwarzschild video wasn't as numbing.

[tidbit]

You know you can't lick your own elbow?


OK, who tried??

[NCC1701]

I can't lick my own ears either, not to mention many other body parts.

[NCC1701]

You can't buy a new high end VCR now.

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by NCC1701

I can't lick my own ears either, not to mention many other body parts.

I suppose if you COULD, you would be VERY popular and wouldn't be single.






OUCH, that was cold.....my bad. On the other hand, if you COULD lick other body parts, you might never leave the house. Pros and cons, pros and cons.........

[John_H]

Why is so much stuff at Smart Center Portland such an odd shade of pink?

[jetfuel]

...Pandas lick their butt...

jetfuel

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by jetfuel

...Pandas lick their butt...

jetfuel

Butt only after I fart.......otherwise there would be no reason to do it.

[jetfuel]

..sure there's a reason to do it...'cause you can...
...and why not do it at the same time as the gas release..you get a two'fer...relief and a tongue massage...

jetfuel

[NCC1701]

When the cop in the Jeep tells you you've got 15 minutes before they close the bridge, or you'll spend the storm in protective custody, it's time to move.