Reflections in a Wal-Mart parking lot - Smart Car of America Forums : Smart Car Forum

ArthurRW · 10-12-2009, 07:38 PM

Reflections in a WalMart parking lot

1). When it rains it's always the cheap umbrellas that go first.
2). Even in the middle of a drought there's always someone who complains about the rain.
3). Why do they wait until it rains to change their wiper blades...in the parking lot?
4). Virginia's Headlight/Wiper law, wipers on- headlights on. It's night, it's raining and they still don't have their headlights on?
5). Why does my wife's car have both of the collapsible umbrellas, and she's parked the Xterra in Portsmouth?
6). Last Sunday the 7 day forecast predicted rain all week, why'd it wait until the weekend to start?
7). It was sprinkling on the way into Wal-Mart, why are people complaining on the way out that they'll get wet and their umbrella is in the car?
8). Why do little kids wave their open umbrellas all over in the rain instead of keeping it over them?
9). What's wrong with this picture? It's raining and the new umbrella is unopened, in the shopping bag.
10). When it rains you can never find a cab. (Not that I needed one)
11). Where do the cabs go? (See 10)
12). People with convertibles really should put their tops up when they go into a store when it's raining.
13). Why do people speed more in the rain, it's not like they're getting wet,...unless... (See 12)
14). It’s been raining all day, why isn’t the child with his/her parent wearing a rain jacket?
15). Children plus puddles equals splashing, why do parents complain when kids get their feet wet? Don’t they remember their childhood?
16). It’s pouring rain yet they’re not wearing rain jackets because it crimps the “look” they’re trying to show. I’d rather be dry.