SnakeFarm's somewhat more counterintuitive predictions for 2008.

[SnakeFarm]

1. An anonymous Pokipsy woman will publish a translation of "La Bamba"

2. Restaurant chain McDonalds will shock the world by revealing the recipie for "Secret Sauce" and the French will be especially pissed.

3. Scientist in Geneva will discover how to make mice fart by tapping them on the stomach with a ball-point-pen.

4. Sometime around the end of January God will pick up Al Gore and squirt him across the universe like a morbidly obese watermelon seed.

5. There will be an important battle between fries and tots. Fries will win.

6. Rapper Kayne West will give up art and start a gourmet empire.

7. Jake and Elwood will get the band back together.

8. On the last day of 2008 Dick Clark will implode into a pile of grey powder..

9. Wayne Newton may or may not die but nobody will be able to tell for sure. As a matter of fact he may already be dead but this still counts as a prediction dammit.

10. Technicians monitoring the radio telescope at the Arecibo Observatory will intercept extra-planetary transmission that will be successfully decoded by a puzzled cryptographer who will want to know if anyone can make sense of the following message. "SO HEY... WE WILL BE THERE FOR GLERK SMARTS IN BERVEL DAYS - THEGIMUS SHOULD BE WHITE WITH BLACK T CELLS ALL - LEATHER SEATS OF COURSE ALSO THE PREMIUM SOUND WAY UP BABY- SO HURRY WELL -- AND GOOD AFTERNIT 42 EARTHBLIGS"

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[Carnut]

Sick!

[MicroNut]

The Al Gore visual made me laugh so hard I wet myself!

[SmartShanna]

Depends, Micronut, Depends

[MicroNut]

I should have known better than to read one of SnakeFarm's posts without properly preparing myself first.

[smorris]

Originally Posted by SnakeFarm

4. Sometime around the end of January God will pick up Al Gore and squirt him across the universe like a morbidly obese watermelon seed.

[beavis voice]That would be cool![/beavis voice]

[Psycho Claw]

Originally Posted by SnakeFarm

4. Sometime around the end of January God will pick up Al Gore and squirt him across the universe like a morbidly obese watermelon seed.

Ha! That was an awesome visual! I heard the 'splurt' sound effect and everything.

[xcrew229x]

Snake, you either need more, or less, magic mushrooms...........

[doenut]

Not sure about the Magic Mushrooms, but I think you have WAY too much time on your hands!! The visuals were EXTRAORDINARY! Thanks for the giggle.

[Fredvon4]

I hope #7 come true...

Be real cool if they did the chase scenes in a smart car

Better yet, at the end of the movie when they cameo each actor and musician... they just keep coming out of a smart car like all 35 were inside

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