You should not drive a smart if...

SmartPassion · 07-04-2008, 12:58 PM

Just for fun. What are some reason you should not drive a smart?

For example: You should not drive a smart if... you are on the FBI's most wanted list.

SuperGeek · 07-04-2008, 01:27 PM

... if you have a phobia of other people, attention, or are extremely shy.

(My first month, I came close to panic attacks from all the people staring at me. Now I just laugh at them. I'm also conquering my fear of heights by working in a 9th floor office. First week was terrifying.)

Red_fortwo · 07-04-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartPassion

Just for fun. What are some reason you should not drive a smart?

For example: You should not drive a smart if... you are on the FBI's most wanted list.

Better...Federal Witness Protection Act recipient.

**JPaul** · 07-04-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperGeek

... if you [...] are extremely shy.
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Do you remember the last time you saw the wiener mobile, was the driver a male or a female? It's not you they're looking, it's...

Dean Smith · 07-04-2008, 04:49 PM

JPAUL has a good point...sorta. But, I can tell when the BABES are staring at ME, versus when they appear to be looking at the car.

Yes its true...I won a lot of trophies at self-esteem camp.

MENSA42 · 07-04-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean Smith

JPAUL has a good point...sorta. But, I can tell when the BABES are staring at ME, versus when they appear to be looking at the car.

Yes its true...I won a lot of trophies at self-esteem camp.

.....and you won several NCAA Mens Basketball Championships at NC too!!!

P.S. can you get me Michael Jordans autograph???

gmasters · 07-04-2008, 05:24 PM

if you drink coffee on the way to work without a lid on the cup. I get a cup at 7-11 for the past 15 years and never used a lid until......you....those damn interstate speed bumps