Reminds me a now funny but then crazy story that happened in 69. Like lots of "flower children" of the time, I drove a VW minibus from Europe to Nepal. At one point, we couldn't start the car. For three months, we did cranked it (yes, I had install a crank adaptor and made a hole in the bumper for such a situation)! To discover that the battery poles had corroded...
Three months of vain cranking. Oh well, it kept us in shape.
Amethyste, I'm glad that you're now "in charge"!