I'm thinking a prius owner who purchased before checking out a smart. However, there are some other things we can tell about him. He is a nervous poor driver; wrecks seem to be on his mind. He has poor eyesight and below average intelligence; saying we are ugly! Any person of even average eyesight and intelligence can see and knows smarts are nothing less than adorably cute. He has obviously never sat in a smart: they have more legroom than a prius. the intelligence factor seems to apprear again. Also, he has never even inspected a smart. Saying they have no cargo space, when in fact there is ample space for the average driver and friend along with two suitcases. This tells me that he has no friends and never goes on vacation. Either out of work or ... Maybe you can do a Sherlock Holmes and glean some other facts from his short essay?