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Old 07-25-2009, 06:44 AM   #21 (permalink)
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"No thanks, that's just too superficial for my tastes."
BINGO!

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And now yall know why I don't like cars.com

But I do like that I'm an "Italian Stallion".

Since I live in IL I should get my smart to say "Italian Stallion" and take it to 2010's Taste of Chicago.



THIS GUY DELETED MY REVIEW COMMENT I MADE!!!!!

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Old 07-27-2009, 09:26 AM   #23 (permalink)
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My murse fits in there quite nicely. I agree with you.
I love it I also carry a murse


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Old 08-29-2009, 06:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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...this kind of explains it all....

HER DIARY:


Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





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My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid



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I meant the joke, not 'jet'....
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm usually not quick to judge, but I can tell you that I wouldn't give any of those women a ride in my smart if hell froze over.

I'll just shut up there. My mind is full of extremely devious and vile things to say that would quickly earn me a permaban.
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I've been known to use a fanny pack............ but then, it's got a 40 cal Glock 27 in it..... it'll fit in the smart. Long ago heard a "joke" about men and women getting together for "recreation"...... women need a reason, men only need a place....... between that, and constantly hearing that men think with their "little head", I've got a complex.......
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..thinking with your Dipstick _________

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..thinking with your Dipstick _________

jetfuel...
Hmmm....no secret text...

Now how would I get "Italian Stallion" printed on the car?

Wait, nevermind. I want my plates to say "NVWSSV". (read it upside down)
Hint: Seinfeld...
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