Alleged Smart car thief runs out of gas on LIE

[Poleposition]

Alleged Smart car thief runs out of gas on LIE -- Newsday.com

[jwight]

Dupe: Gas Tank Size test again. Awaiting results.

[headless]

Not too smart was he!

[gizimo]

wow thats not a smart guy

[jayhead000]

behold the ravages of heroin... kids.. don't do drugs.

[too smart one]

if the smart driver of the smart car who left his keys in the car is registered with this site please identify himself or herself please

[Timini]

I really wonder who the smart one was here, the guy who took the car for a joy ride or the owner who left the keys in the smart? Not to smart if you ask me... I would never leave my smart or any other car with the keys inside..

Aloha, Tim

[unicycle]

Joke #1:
How did that heroin addict run out of gas in a smart car?
He was paying attention to the wrong needle.

Joke #2:
That smart car driver left the car unattended with the keys inside? I think a good vanity plate would be NOT TOO

[Smartfor2guy]

Originally Posted by unicycle

Joke #1:
How did that heroin addict run out of gas in a smart car?
He was paying attention to the wrong needle.

Joke #2:
That smart car driver left the car unattended with the keys inside? I think a good vanity plate would be NOT TOO

Nope, should be, NO CRANK

[unicycle]

Originally Posted by Smartfor2guy

Nope, should be, NO CRANK

Ooh, that's good! Great double entendre and snazzy drug reference.