You all are gonna be amused by this bullying story, lol:
As soon as it was obviously a smart fortwo, that's when she u-turned right into traffic and pulled me over for ... drumroll kids...
headlights too yellow. NOT MAKING THAT UP. Did everything perfectly out of mutual respect; I pulled into a conspicuously lit area, immediately dropped both windows, key out of ignition, hands visible, and i was in uniform.
Pretty sure she knew who i was or at least knew of me because I work with her department hand in hand on occasion and another female officer who recognized me waved modestly as she pulled up.
You shoulda heard how triumphantly she informed me it was "
a moving violation with points" Whoah! Haven't heard those words since maybe my early 30's, lol.

Not the most successful day for Professional Courtesy, eh?