My 2 cents and someone may have said this already...
Run two wires and connect them to the original wires that go to the battery. Remove battery altogether. This cable can be made accessible from the front by going thru the firewall. We here know that the front hood can be easily opened, yet the average person wouldn't even know what to do even if they figured it out how to open it and then saw the open car.
On the two wires connect the battery temporarily to lock the car and simply remove it. (Even if a crook would connect the wires to another battery he would still be dumbfounded because the car will remain locked.) Replace hood and your in business. I suggest that it's done after hours and quickly.
The event is probably over now, but it's worth a shot in the future. Opening a smart has never been an issue.