Hummm..... mental image of "left-handed, red headed, blue-eyed snarky-girls"
Why do I suspect there are a lot of Lavern and Shirley's, Michael Mckean AKA "Lenny", and David Lander's character AKA "Squiggie" out there biting their palm and drooling?
As a right-handed, blond headed, blue-eyed, guy who likes snarkey girls, I would like to apply to be road captain of this inclusive club...
In best Holmer voice: mummmmmmmm... Snarkey girls! (he said drooling)