For Everyone That Has A Crush On The Smart Car

LIVNLTL · 03-01-2008, 04:21 PM

FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS A CRUSH ON THE SMART CAR

I thot it was time we had a place to express our love for the Smart Car. I thot a poem would be nice. Then I thot it would be fun if we each added a line or two. I'll start it off.

Here we go:

ODE TO THE SMART CAR

You are cute ... you scoot ... you have a really tight boot
You are smart ... when you start … my worries seem moot.

mvukovich · 03-01-2008, 04:38 PM

I love going down the road going toot_toot_toot.

Amethyste · 03-01-2008, 04:41 PM

and people exclaim: " Oh my God, This car is sooooo cute! ".

MarkB · 03-01-2008, 05:10 PM

Smarts come in red, Smarts come in blue
If you want them both, some panels will do

They're not hard to wash or fit in a space
But it's hard to change lanes when others drive at your pace

They're small and they're cute and you're sure to endear them
Europe understands but most Americans fear them

But "that leaves more Smarts for me" is what I like to say
Keep fueling your fat S.U.V. while I'm driving away

ex300SRT8 · 03-01-2008, 06:11 PM

I'm zipping by gas stations, to my left and my right
Not caring as much that prices soared further last night

Smartdavis · 03-01-2008, 06:23 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pumpkins are orange,
And so are you.

Amethyste · 03-01-2008, 09:05 PM

With the top down under the sun
Summer days and nights are fun
I am sad to park it and leave it alone
Its nice to have one to call it my own

rrrucke · 03-03-2008, 06:38 AM

"Smartie Hardy..cuz Gi likes to Party!"
My family nickname is Gigi

stevenvillatoro · 03-03-2008, 08:01 AM

You will love it with your spouse,
You will love it at your house.
You will love it at your work,
You will drive it with a smirk.
I do not like green eggs or Yaris,
I do not like them, smart I are is.