I drove to the local gas station this morning to pick up some gas for the mower. I pulled up to the pumps and had just got the container on the ground when the older guy next to me starts talking and laughing. I asked him what he said. . .
"That would make a great advertisement," he says. "A big guy like you getting out of that little gas-saver!"
Well, I'm 6 ft and 290 lbs and it gave me quite a chuckle - especially since he was filling up a late '90's GM boat that probably gets 12mpg. Then he says "What kind of mileage do you get?"
My reply - "I don't know - it's only three weeks old and I'm still on my first tank and haven't filled up yet. Maybe next week."

You should have seen his jaw drop!
Hilarious!