smart should have a sign in each showroom that says,
"If you dislike talking to total strangers, do not buy here !"
And on the exit door after you buy your new smart there should be a sign that says,
"You have just become a smart ambassador. Represent well."
You'll end up spending an extra few minutes at each stop, be it the gas station, supermarket, parking lot at work.
You'll end up letting total strangers sit on your passenger seat to prove the roominess.
And you'll enjoy every minute.
You have become smarts greatest asset; an unpaid spokesperson.