If My Smart Could Talk

[rrrucke]

I think we need another option to purchase for our smarties. I would like to add a Voice to our smarts kind of like KITT. On mine, it would have several different voices for several different situations.

When too many gawkers are getting to close to my car and they are on foot, the smart would say, "Please Step Away from the Vehicle!" Like from the movie Robocop. Or when I need a little bit more juice to the engine for a fast get away, I would hit the accerelator and the car would say, "Punch It, Bishp!" which is from the movie, Aliens. Or when you quickly slip past a line of stopped vehicles, the smart would say as it whizzes by, "Kippy Ky Yah MoFos!"

OK, what would your smartie say on the best of circumstances? Let the games begin! Regina

[LorbeerTLC]

My choice would use the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Something like:

“Pleaz step bach, or I’ll run o’ver yer toes!”

…Or Star Trek’s Borg:

“You will purchase a smart fortwo… resistance is futile… surrender and you will be assimilated to be part of the growing collective...”

-Tom L.

[stevenvillatoro]

There was a 60s sitcom called "My Mother the Car," about a talking 1928 Porter automobile that was the reincarnated mother of starring actor Jerry Van Dyke (Dick Van Dyke's brother). The car talked through the radio, and the show did not last long... go figure.

[chrisdfw]

Your smarts don't already talk?

Perhaps I need to see a shrink then...hmm....

[deaconpark]

Well first off my alarm system would say "Now you just put me down!"