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NukleoN · 08-25-2009, 04:08 PM

I just added a set of decals to my smart, and I recommend everyone buy these for their own safety. I wouldn't let my girlfriend drive my smart till I got the decals. Since the decals though, she now drives with her feet while talking on a cellphone drinking a chi-mocha-green-tea-Macchiato while reading Redbook magazine. Don't hate just coz you don't have decals! ;)

tvengineer · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jwight

Based on this and several other recent threads I expect the weekend of 26-27 September to be nothing but reports of death and destruction along the Tail of the Dragon route - piles of smoking, wrecked smarts the whole 11 miles!

ARGH>>> you mean there might be a BREEZE on the Dragon!!!

Oh noes... I can't drive my smart if the air is not perfectly stagnant!
Welll.. I can... cause I don't care about living anymore...
but my wife cant!

Duckhunter · 08-25-2009, 04:22 PM

I want better mileage could I put extra super skinny tires on front and rear. Smaller contact patch equals less friction. I also plan on plugging my front brake lines as those pesky pads rub on the rotor and rob me of mileage.

Okiesmrt · 08-25-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NukleoN

I just added a set of decals to my smart, and I recommend everyone buy these for their own safety. I wouldn't let my girlfriend drive my smart till I got the decals. Since the decals though, she now drives with her feet while talking on a cellphone drinking a chi-mocha-green-tea-Macchiato while reading Redbook magazine. Don't hate just coz you don't have decals! ;)

Awww Man...you were >< close to a home run but you forgot to say how the decals make it safer. *shaking head*

mdfortwoguy · 08-25-2009, 04:25 PM

Resurrection of Mmmmeat?

Okiesmrt · 08-25-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tvengineer

ARGH>>> you mean there might be a BREEZE on the Dragon!!!

Oh noes... I can't drive my smart if the air is not perfectly stagnant!
Welll.. I can... cause I don't care about living anymore...
but my wife cant!

You guys are tryin but it's kinda sad. This would have been better:

I'm not worried about the wind while driving the dragon because even if I beat my wife the night before she'll be able to drive my Smart because I swapped coils and put real tires up front.

Keep trying...NOVICE!

Okiesmrt · 08-25-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duckhunter

I want better mileage could I put extra super skinny tires on front and rear. Smaller contact patch equals less friction. I also plan on plugging my front brake lines as those pesky pads rub on the rotor and rob me of mileage.

Yes you could! I just happen to have two fronts for sale! I'd up the life insurance though. PM me if you want pizza cutters.