I say paint a Nike Swoosh on the sides of it and give 'em a reason!
Mine passion is on order, and my current car is an old Geo Metro, which my friend lovingly calls the "pregnant rollerskate"!
I'm thinking about mod'ing a giant wind up thing to mount on the back end of my passion when I get it! That or fabricate a giant penny-in-a-slot to make it look like a penny-racer, like we had in the 80's!
~Jas...