Empathizing:
Drive up to DQ in Lincoln City...
(at menu with microphone
"Ymphq?"
"Chicken sandwich and milk, please."
"Thwwa?"
"Small milk."
($4.60 flashes onto screen.)
(Creep mode to window.)
"$4.60here'syourmilkyouwannastraw?"
"Here you go, and yes, please."
"Weird car."
"I like it."
"It's not safe. I wouldn't even ride in it."
"It is a 5 star rated - pretty safe."
"No, it isn't. Ugly too."
"Well, it's a good thing you don't have one, then."
(hands me sack)
"Butt-ugly."
"More napkins, please, and I'd appreciate you not insulting me anymore."
"Just sayin'. It's really ugly."
"You're so kind. Thank you."
(drive around to front door, park, get out, and go in. Asking for the manager, catch Bubba's eye - I grin wide.)
Related my extreme displeasure at being insulted by a snot-nosed kid who was taking my money. Received coupon for $10 and profuse apology.
Oh, and the following week, bright, cheery gal at the window...