Regina's Smart Life

[rrrucke]

Had an early Mother's Day breakfast at a NYC hotel restaurant with my daughter. When we drove up, the valet manager said, "Great Car! We'll just leave it parked here in front of the hotel since you'll be less than 2 hrs." That was a nice surprise. However, when we finished and came outside, there was no smart. So my daughter paid the valet manager and he said the car would be out shortly. We waited less than 5 mins and here arrives my smartie. But why did two valet guys get out of the car when they delivered it? With a huge smile my daughter asked, "How many valet guys does it take to return a smart?" They both grinned and said they were curious and couldn't help but check out the car. They both loved it! I should have checked the mileage when we dropped it off. My mind quickly flashed to that scene from Ferris Bueler's Day Off when the Parking Attendants took the sports car for a joy ride.

[rrrucke]

Another hiliarious note I forgot to post. During our drive from NYC back to south Jersey on Mother's Day, my daughter kept making sexually explicit comments when we hit bumpy roads. I really do try to avoid any and all potholes or grade problems but that is virtually impossible in this neck of the woods.

Anyway, while she was taking a swig from her water bottle, I hit a bump at the right moment so she got splashed a little. You can imagine our quick tongue and cheek (literally) commentary and her request that I advise her a "head" of time before she gets splashed again. Soon after, we went over several consecutive bumps that lasted in duration. The sounds coming out of her mouth sounded like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" and of course, this made us roar with laughter. When we tried to stop laughing, she asked me to give a girl fore warning before it gets "rough" again. Then, I accidently hit a speed bump too fast so she kind of lost her seat a bit. She then told me that it wasn't fair that the smart was allowed to release before she did. Finally, when we parked the car, she told me the experience was very exhilarating and she looks forward to the next smart romp but she'll come with protection next time!

[tverb]

Geez Regina, I didn't know you have your own "column" on the Forum. Loved your stories. Making a note to look for " Regina's smart Life".
Did I mention that I grew up in Somerville NJ?
Any thoughts about another M&G? Certainly would be fun to drive your cabrio down the shore. Jane & I are heading to Manahawkin Thursday AM (5/15) to test ride a Victory motorcycle, but we'll not have Ant Bee with us.

[Orphan-Beggar]

Originally Posted by rrrucke

Another hiliarious note I forgot to post. During our drive from NYC back to south Jersey on Mother's Day, my daughter kept making sexually explicit comments when we hit bumpy roads. I really do try to avoid any and all potholes or grade problems but that is virtually impossible in this neck of the woods.

Anyway, while she was taking a swig from her water bottle, I hit a bump at the right moment so she got splashed a little. You can imagine our quick tongue and cheek (literally) commentary and her request that I advise her a "head" of time before she gets splashed again. Soon after, we went over several consecutive bumps that lasted in duration. The sounds coming out of her mouth sounded like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" and of course, this made us roar with laughter. When we tried to stop laughing, she asked me to give a girl fore warning before it gets "rough" again. Then, I accidently hit a speed bump too fast so she kind of lost her seat a bit. She then told me that it wasn't fair that the smart was allowed to release before she did. Finally, when we parked the car, she told me the experience was very exhilarating and she looks forward to the next smart romp but she'll come with protection next time!

Phew! Slow down when describing the smart erotica-break up the paragraphs-well done Regina