Some haikus

[paul c]

The transmission:
First to second now
Paddles? console? or auto?
Together, heads bob

The wait:
I'm twelve-twenty five
Only fifty-two days late
But months still to go

Configuration:
Yes, I want leather
Many other choices but
Pods no longer there

Orphans:
smart is a cheap car
LoJack, tints, chrome, insurance
20K not cheap

Customer service:
Want information?
eight hundred smart USA
No help. Not on script

[skyzdlimit59]

Originally Posted by paul c

The transmission:
First to second now
Paddles? console? or auto?
Together, heads bob

The wait:
I'm twelve-twenty five
Only fifty-two days late
But months still to go

Configuration:
Yes, I want leather
Many other choices but
Pods no longer there

Orphans:
smart is a cheap car
LoJack, tints, chrome, insurance
20K not cheap

Customer service:
Want information?
eight hundred smart USA
No help. Not on script

Love it! I am sensing all melancholy, surely there is joy when delivered! Can I assume you haven't gotten yours yet Paul? Don't dispair, it will come.

[SmartPassion]

Originally Posted by paul c

The transmission:
First to second now
Paddles? console? or auto?
Together, heads bob

The wait:
I'm twelve-twenty five
Only fifty-two days late
But months still to go

Configuration:
Yes, I want leather
Many other choices but
Pods no longer there

Orphans:
smart is a cheap car
LoJack, tints, chrome, insurance
20K not cheap

Customer service:
Want information?
eight hundred smart USA
No help. Not on script

Some of man's best work comes in times of despair. Very cool!

[stevenvillatoro]

Love the haiku.

[CruzinSusan]

Human loves her silver speck,
Tiny footprint; miles far -
Automatically.


......................................... .................................sunset.

[Carnut]

Simply delicious!

[Smartdavis]

ah grasshopper.
Wax on.
Wax off.
Wax on
Wax off....

[CruzinSusan]

Originally Posted by Smartdavis

ah grasshopper.
Wax on.
Wax off.
Wax on
Wax off....

Hair, all gone!

[paul c]

Questions:
What? Where? How much? When?
All questions answered, but Oh!
Shopping takes too long

Finish filling up
Replace nozzle. Some guy asks:
Is it electric?

Reactions:
Thumbs up, grins and smiles
But from the F350
Manhood shown by sneers

Corporate attitude:
Just-in-time rules all
Panels, pumps, engines and us
Each just process parts

Parking:
Small spot across street
MINI, then Yaris try, twice
smart fits easily

[Smartdavis]

Suffering comes from attachment