Things that make you say Hmmmmm...

[jetfuel]

HUMMMMMMMM DOUGHNUTS



jetfuel

[rolly]

Originally Posted by jetfuel

HUMMMMMMMM DOUGHNUTS



jeyfuel

[rolly]

"If a band plays recorded music while on break, does that mean that a DJ is always on break?"


"When they execute someone by lethal injection, do they swab the injection site with alcohol to prevent infection?"


"If you pull the wings off a fly, is it a walk?"
-George Carlin

[jetfuel]

...if the knees bent the other way...what will a chair look like?
.......................Gallagher..............

jetfuel

[rolly]

There's a Windows user born every minute.
apologies to P. T. Barnum

[Suze]

I thought the OP was going to describe an exploding soda bottle inside a smart!


Made me recall when my co-worker recently spilled an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol inside his mini cooper. He suggested it should have been spilled in MY smart!








Well behaved women seldom make history. ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

[rolly]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? -
George Carlin

[SmartDigger]

Why do you wear a pair of pants?

[NCC1701]

ATM machine
PIN number
Percent APR
VIN Number
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RAP music

[rolly]

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George Carlin