Thanks all for the positive words.
Ken, you should feel responsible! JUST KIDDING! Only one person to blame for this one - that would be Garret, he did my 2.0 upgrade and that's why I had it out on the road.

JUST KIDDING AGAIN!
It was just one of those things, just like going to the wrong restaurant in Kissimmiee and getting sick. Stuff happens. Roll with it.

If we wouldn't of of come back early and I wouldn't of shown up to work today. If I wouldn't of shown up to work today than a couple of hundred people would of been out of luck and without my guidance - they are plenty happy I got sick and came back home early.
As far as the damage, I'll be doing 16 hour days at work the next couple of days so I'll see if the scratches buff out later on towards the weekend or Fridayish. Seems like everything else has gone back together pretty tight. I'm still quite happy how it held up considering how big the bird was and am truly thankful it didn't make it to the windshield.
Either way, I was told Kermit died today anyway. Apparently Miss Piggy wasn't perfectly healthy and he got the flu. Ok, that was poor taste.