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Old 04-12-2008, 10:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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You know your smart is small when...

I have been making observations about my smart car since I took delivery on January 30, 2008 and sometimes while driving around, I just crack myself up.

So help me finish this sentence "You know your smart is small when..."
Let me offer you a few of my sentences.


You know your smart is small when...
you can't sit 3 people in the front seat.


You know your smart is small when...
You can't make love in the back seat.


You know your smart is small when...
you put your key too far into the driver's keyhole, you'll break the passenger window.


You know your smart is small when...
backing out of a parking space it takes twice as long.


You know your smart is small when...
your passenger knows immediately if you do a SBD (silent but deadly PHEWT!).


OK, your turn, tell me when you know your smart is small.

Mark
aka Bob_Parr

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Old 04-12-2008, 10:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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You can fit your car in a motorcycle space at the mall...


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Old 04-12-2008, 11:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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When the neighbor kids ask if your car can come out and play.

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Old 04-13-2008, 02:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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You know your smart car is small when

It gets mistaken as a cat toy

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Old 04-13-2008, 02:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Nice pic!!!

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Old 04-13-2008, 03:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you know your Smart is small when.....

your kid confuses it with his pedal car!

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Old 04-13-2008, 03:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice pic!!!
i agree......GREAT PIC!!!

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Old 04-13-2008, 04:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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" You know your smart is small when...
you can't sit 3 people in the front seat.


You know your smart is small when...
You can't make love in the back seat."

I have a Chevy Blazer SUV (2 door) and I can't do either of those, except for #2 (if I fold down my back seats and use the cargo area

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Old 04-13-2008, 04:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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When I was 16, my first car was a 1967 Plymouth Grand Fury III. It was like a big sofa couch back there. But.... nothing ever happen

You know your smart is small when...
to make love in it. You have to fold forward both seats and lower the tailgate for your feet to stick out. (Now there is a picture for me to get) And if it gets HOT in there, make sure your "engine" is off.

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Old 04-13-2008, 06:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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You know your smart is small, when you park behind a pickup truck, with a trailer attached that is talking up 1-1/2 of 2 parking spaces.

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