You know your smart is small when...

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by hamillj

When your grandchildren want to take it for "show and tell" at school

.......and school bus driver ALLOWS IT!!!

[smartxs]

Originally Posted by runner33

You know your smart is small when....

A Great White views it as too small even for a snack.

[Mr. Incredible]

You know your smart is small when...
your hand hits the rear window when you reach behind your head to scratch an itch.

Mark
aka Bob_Parr

[rwjrn]

Originally Posted by Bob_Parr

When I was 16, my first car was a 1967 Plymouth Grand Fury III. It was like a big sofa couch back there. But.... nothing ever happen

You know your smart is small when...
to make love in it. You have to fold forward both seats and lower the tailgate for your feet to stick out. (Now there is a picture for me to get) And if it gets HOT in there, make sure your "engine" is off.

I'm having a hard time picturing this. Whose seat gets folded forward and whose tail gets lowered? And your feet stick out of what?...where?...

[rwjrn]

This happened to me today.
You know your smart is small when the gas station attendant does a double take on your receipt and asks with an incredulous look "Did you fill your tank on this?"

[Krusty]

That smart is so small it can't do doughnuts.......
It has to do Cheerios!!

[gbryers]

the scientific community is considering the 451 as the newest element in the periodic table of elements...

[imcquade]

You know your smart is small when you discover.....

it is actually easier to reach over and use the PASSENGERS DOORS window button than the one on the driver door LOL!!!!

Try it - its so true!

Cheers

[angel]

You know your smart is small when
Everyone else on the road uses big trucks to draft behind and the smart cars can draft behind everyone else.

[BigWarpGuy]

You know your car is small when it doubles in weight once you are in it (either implying that the car is small or the driver is big {I prefer the fomer instead of the latter ).