Maybe you are not an elevenseventywhatever and you (like me) may have quite some time to wait. At Least six months im my case... Oh well. Here is someting that may help pass the time.
Now, I have all kinds of weird fears running around in my (somewhat oversized) head about finiancing and the global credit thing and so to apease them I bastardize pop songs and change the lyrics to sute me.
So, with my apologies to Bonnie Tyler, I hope to infect my fellow smartie with the following incipid ditty. LAST WARNING!
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It's a SMARTache
Nothing but a SMARTache
Hits you when it's too late
Hits you when you're down
It's a fool's game
Nothing but a fool's game
Waiting in the cold rain
Feeling like a clown.
It's a SMARTache
Nothing but a SMARTache.
Love 'em till your arms break
Then they let you down.
It ain't right with love to share
When you find they don't care for you.
It ain't wise to need a car
As much as I need a smart car.
It's a SMARTache
Nothing but a SMARTache
Hits you when it's too late
. . .
It ain't r'ight with love to share
. . .
Oh it's a SMARTache
Nothing but a SMARTache.
Love 'em till your arms break
Then they you down
It's a fool's game
Standing in the cold rain
Feeling like a clown.
It's a SMARTache
Love 'em till your arms break
Then they get you down
It's a SMARRRRR-Tache
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