Eddie is the one of the best stand-up comedians in the world IMHO.
Eddie: If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
Eddie: Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should win all their horse races, at least.
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