You know, as silly as it sounds, we went through the same thing years ago with Beanie Babies. Short supply, shorter tempers, beleagured dealers, frustration all the way around.
(in her most soothing voice.....) Patience SmartArse, I'm pullin' for ya. It'll be here soon, I'm sure, and when it does, look me up and we'll meet half way and have our own mini-rally, lol!!!!!
CarlssonPro, have a care, man. You have people begging to get your product, and a short fuse isn't going to help smooth things over at all. We KNOW you're frustrated, we KNOW everyone's screaming blue murder at you, we KNOW you're doing the very best you can under the circs, we KNOW they'll get here eventually, and as best I can gather, you're in customizations, and not sales, and they're the ones getting the worst of it. I know. I've been in the dealership several times, and have heard it for myself.
I know you're probably just a guy with a good heart trying to take some heat off your peeps, but snarking off at folks is just going to exascerbate things.
Take lessons from Victoria and Alesia and the other young lady, smile at your customers, put a smile in your voice and your emails, and just chill. They are very classy, professional young ladies, btw, and til ya'll get sufficient stock in, are probably your dealership's biggest asset right now. (Give 'em all a raise, btw.) Eric was also pleasant to deal with. Though the poor fellow seemed terribly rushed, he made a point of being nice.
Smartarse, I'm sorry, I know I'm saying this from the point of view of having already gotten one of ours, so not meaning to sound snarky myself, but I have two teenage daughters every bit as anxious as you are to get their Smarts, so we are pawing at the ground just as much as you are. Moreso, since teenagers have not got an OUNCE of patience.