Ooooh, got my email, paid my pals, and starting the COUNTDOWN!
90 SMARTIES...Wow.
Hey, Esteemed Committee - concerning the line-up...please remember that *my* license plates proclaim a smart "HULLO" to San Francisco and the World. Plus, my smartie is the most adorable of all the other smarties on the planet, who, it must be said, while truly cute, just don't quite possess her
panache...

[Ok. enough with the eyerolls...]
And about that mysterious package...ooooh, ooooh...Suze, can I help "peek" er, I mean "guard?"