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[mmmeat]

Originally Posted by Smart Car Geek

Amazing how you could read what we said and yet gloss over it at the same time

Amazing that you could take something I wrote to you when you made an incorrect statement and assume that it applied to everyone when it clearly only applied to you.

Sheesh.

Your pal,
Meat.

[Smart Car Geek]

Originally Posted by mmmeat

Amazing that you could take something I wrote to you when you made an incorrect statement and assume that it applied to everyone when it clearly only applied to you.

It was not an incorrect statement and when you talk to your English teacher they will gladly explain this to you ;) Here's a clue; when someone quotes you, it applies to only you and not "everyone" else If you're not sure how to use the features of the forum, please see here. Thank you, and have a nice day.

[rawlus®]

where's that love everyone, saccharine-sweetness roll-up-your-sleeves and fix a problem together spirit? :group hug:

also, i have some NOS stickers i want to put on my rear window, they're really big!, and i'm wondering what kind of performance gains can i expect from them? i've heard up to 10+ HP depending upon the application. i know lots of people put them on so i'm guessing there must be something to it! i'm also considering a VORTEX(R) intake, to turbulate the air for better mixing n' stuff. this thing is gonna scream! lol.

[Smart Car Geek]

Originally Posted by rawlus®

i have some NOS stickers i want to put on my rear window, they're really big!, and i'm wondering what kind of performance gains can i expect from them?

LOL I heard the closer you put these stickers to the engine, the better they work. Let us know what kind of increased horsepower you get. Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

[mmmeat]

Originally Posted by Smart Car Geek

It was not an incorrect statement

Yes it was. I understand that you really, really, really want to start a fight. I wish you luck, and hope that someday your parents think you're grown up enough to wear big boy pants. Until then, don't bring a lollipop to a gunfight, you're ill-equipped to respond to the stunning wit, wisdom and knowledge that I have at my command.

Thank you for playing.

Your pal,
Meat.

[mmmeat]

Originally Posted by rawlus®

also, i have some NOS stickers i want to put on my rear window, they're really big!

It's a Smart car. Of course they're really big. EVERYTHING is really big compared to a Smart.

Remember, though, that it's not the size of the sticker, it's the number of stickers. Every sticker is 10 HP. If you can get one with red ink on it, it adds an additional 5 HP to your bench racing prowess. If you get on that has an "R" on it, it will give you 2 additional HP for your car, and 3 HP for your bench racing.

Now ... if you can find one with a RED "R" on it, you can shave your head, throw on your wife-beater and proclaim with authority that "it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning" and nobody can say squat.

If, on the other hand, you want to attract flocks of anorexic asian chicks who can't afford to wear anything more than floss and a top made of Kleenex because they're wearing $200 9" stripper shoes you're going to have to get a chrome fire extinguisher and drywall-screw it to the plastic trim piece that covers your a-pillar.

Your pal,
Meat.

[rawlus®]

<--- orders chrome fire extinguisher with express shipping

[Flashman]

Originally Posted by rawlus®

<--- orders chrome fire extinguisher with express shipping

I'm ordering three!

[Smart Car Geek]

Originally Posted by mmmeat

don't bring a lollipop to a gunfight, you're ill-equipped to respond to the stunning wit, wisdom and knowledge that I have at my command.

Being a seasoned admin for many years I know well not to fall for the taunts from trolls like you. Your ego is not stronger than Karma. Booyah ;)

Originally Posted by rawlus®

orders chrome fire extinguisher with express shipping

rawlus check out this stuff. It's called Flame Out. It works much better than a traditional fire extinguisher. You can find it at Target and other retail outlets. More information here. BTW, I know you were joking about the chrome extinguisher but if you're going to get one, you might as well get a really good one ;)

[mmmeat]

Originally Posted by Smart Car Geek

Being a seasoned admin for many years

...you should know better than to troll other people's forums. That's just plain rude.

Your pal,
Meat.