...I read below that you aren't able to pick up you smartie until the 19th.
Hmmmmmmm....let me think for a minute!!...OK...here it goes!
You may not know this, but I've always considered your contributions to this forum to be some of the most insightful, informative, knowledgeable and interesting to ever have been posted in the history of SCoA.
It is in this spirit that I volunteer to rescue your Red Passion Cabriolet (w/black leather interior) from smart Center Bloomfield, take it home with me, and keep it safe for you. I promise to keep it well nourished, well looked after and keep it shiny, bright and clean. I will also tuck it in every night and tell it bed-time stories about it's european relatives and their struggle to come to the good ol' USofA.
I promise not to drive it (much), not to smile (much) while I'm not driving it and to generally not enjoy (yeah...right!) the whole smart experience.
This offer has nothing to do with the fact that I, too, have a Red Passion Cabriolet (also w/black leather interior) on order. I promise I will (someday, anyway!) give it (maybe) back to you.
I know this is very generous of me, but please think nothing of it! You can take as much time (months?) as you like, knowing your cabi will be well looked after.
I eagerly await (Please! Please! Please!) your considered response.
(hee-hee-hee!)