BREAKING NEWS: Scandal Hits Central Indiana!

[Big Panda]

"We really had no idea that a 'con' of this magnitude could be pulled off by someone of his stature."- Unnamed Source

"Can you believe this? Who does this guy think he IS...Frank Abagnale Jr?"- Unnamed Source

"I always thought he was a little 'shady', now I KNOW!"- Unnamed Source

"That striped shirt he wore to the Indy Event gave him away....an ex-con if I ever saw one!"- Unnamed Source

Be prepared, as what I'm about to tell you will blow your socks off. We have all been 'used' as someones SCOA pawn and I'm putting a stop to it NOW!

What am I talking about, you ask? Well, since he has failed to come forward (after much pleading on MY part), I have chosen to expose the scoundrel and show everyone what he truly is.......a 'con man extraordinaire'. His name: JETFUEL

With some recently acquired information, it has come to my attention that his real name isn't "Jetfuel" at all. His birth name is actually "Jet Amsoil".

After being born in Venezuela, "Little Putter" as he was fondly referred to by his adopted family of Swedish Nuns, graduated from 5th grade with his 'partner in crime', as the Nuns called him, Ozzie Guillen who has moved on to become a respectable member of society as the Manager of the Chicago White Sox. On the other hand, "Little Putter" claimed on many occasions that he was the runner-up to Arnold Schwartzeneger in the 1968 IFBB Mr International competition held in Tijuana Mexico AND that he dressed in drag and was in the Top Ten Finalists in the Miss South America Pagent the same year, but the timetable of his 5th grade graduation and the 1968 competitions do not back up such claims.

More recently, it appears he dropped his "Little Putter" nickname and changed his birth name from "Amsoil" to "Fuel" only after it became apparent that the name "Amsoil" wasn't so highly thought of on SCOA. This was only the beginning of his SCOA false claims and misrepresentations.

First, our "Mr Fuel" claims that he is a 'jet mechanic' or 'technician', as he puts it, when in fact he was, until recently, Michael Jacksons personal mechanic for all the rides at his "Neverland Ranch". Under the premise that he was in Fort Myers working on planes, "Mr Fuel" would instead fly out to CA for days and weeks at a time to personally service Mr Jacksons toys at the drop of a hat. Now that Mr Jackson is no longer with us, apparently "Mr Fuel" must find other ways to amuse himself and has been doing so at OUR expense.

Second, I'm not sure of all the escapades he has perpetrated us, but recently "Mr Fuel" has posted here on SCOA that he has a Brabus AND a Passion. The fact is he has neither. The pics he has posted were 'photoshopped' from MY car and another member of this forum without their knowledge. My appologies to that member, as he will remain nameless.

Yes, I...Big Panda, beg forgiveness from all my fellow SCOA friends as I was aware of some of his scams misrepresentations and failed to bring them to light and even innocently participated in some of these pranks. However, after much soul searching, I am now coming clean.

"Mr Fuel", "Mr Amsoil" or as I prefer, "Little Putter".....NOW is the time to come forward and come clean yourself.

[John_H]

It's on the internet - it must be true!

[MB DNA]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

"Mr Fuel", "Mr Amsoil" or as I prefer, "Little Putter".....NOW is the time to come forward and come clean yourself.

J Fuel is likely "watching" - locked and loaded with safety off.

BTW - ask him to show you the pictures of that "adopted family of Swedish Nuns."

[forestacademy]

Thats quite the accusation for such a timid Animal to make.

[Wdhitch]

WOW..... Glass shards in your bamboo?


Props though... you had to work on this one...

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by forestacademy

Thats quite the accusation for such a timid Animal to make.

This is true....I don't get my fur ruffled very often.

[fpage77]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

First, our "Mr Fuel" claims that he is a 'jet mechanic' or 'technician', as he puts it, when in fact he was, until recently, Michael Jacksons personal mechanic for all the rides at his "Neverland Ranch". Under the premise that he was in Fort Myers working on planes, "Mr Fuel" would instead fly out to CA for days and weeks at a time to personally service Mr Jacksons toys at the drop of a hat. Now that Mr Jackson is no longer with us, apparently "Mr Fuel" must find other ways to amuse himself and has been doing so at OUR expense.

That whole MJ line kinda sounds dirty if you read that out of context or maybe it's just something wrong with me. I see a whole a football field wide in your story. The rides at Neverland have been gone from there for years and years prior to MJ death as he had to sign the Ranch over to his creditors because he was broke after trial.

.... killing the fun since 1977.

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by MB DNA

J Fuel is likely "watching" - locked and loaded with safety off.

I'm not worried....I hear he's been 'shootin blanks' for years.......

Originally Posted by MB DNA

BTW - ask him to show you the pictures of that "adopted family of Swedish Nuns."

Oh, I've got a pic of "Mr Fuel" with his 'claimed' "Swedish Nun" Family......

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by fpage77

That whole MJ line kinda sounds dirty if you read that out of context or maybe it's just something wrong with me. I see a whole a football field wide in your story. The rides at Neverland have been gone from there for years and years prior to MJ death as he had to sign the Ranch over to his creditors because he was broke after trial.

.... killing the fun since 1977.

Actually you bring up a good point; "if" what you say is accurate, just what WAS he doing when MJ called and summoned him? Enquiring minds want to know!

[NeWave]

Originally Posted by John_H

It's on the internet - it must be true!

Can't you see? It's in black and white! It's definately true!