BREAKING NEWS: Scandal Hits Central Indiana!

[forestacademy]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

As it turned out, this was just another 'hoax' by "Mr Fuel", as this was NOT a smart. It was proven later (look at the lug nuts...5, not 3) that this was in fact a Ford Focus.

Hey Panda that would be an Escape

YouTube - Panda Escape

YouTube - Panda Escape

Oh dang, I just told the Panda to focus and escape from the Zoo

[Big Panda]

Apparently "Mr Fuel" 'has left the building', I mean left the country.

[fpage77]

Originally Posted by Big Panda

Apparently "Mr Fuel" 'has left the building', I mean left the country.

He's likely gone to back to his native country Amsolistan (tiny middle eastern country known for it's synthetic oil wealth)? He may be beyond reach of our justice now.

[Godfather]

Most likely he's still on a silver Brabus high..........

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by Godfather

Most likely he's still on a silver Brabus high..........

....or so he CLAIMS!

[Godfather]

Hmmm...... a "guy" with an avatar that appears to a fully goosed panda pointing fingers at a nice upstanding citizen of the Great State of Speed, Indiana........... I demand a Congressional inquiry....... or at the very least, thirty lashes with wet bamboo........... maybe a "timeout" in the shark tank.

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by Godfather

Hmmm...... a "guy" with an avatar that appears to be a fully goosed panda

HEY, you know there's a reason I resemble that remark!

Originally Posted by Godfather;259764[B

]....I demand.....thirty lashes with wet bamboo........... maybe a "timeout" in the shark tank.[/B]

Not the shark tank Mr Sluggo.......OOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!!

[forestacademy]

I'm starting to wonder about this claim from Mr Panda.

Now I Always thought of Jet as an upstanding member of this comunity, at least from a sock monkey point of view. And he is usualy showing his distorted mug around here even when he is out of town.

My Question for Panda is












What have you don'e with Jet?!?!

I think this entire thread is a distraction from the real crime and scandal here. Rumor through the Monkey Vine is Panda has Jet tied up in his cage at the Zoo, and untill I hear otherwise from Jet himself I will continue to beleive that.

[Big Panda]

Originally Posted by forestacademy

Rumor through the Monkey Vine is Panda has Jet tied up in his cage at the Zoo, and untill I hear otherwise from Jet himself I will continue to beleive that.

Well, ya got me there. He 'may' be tied up, but in his OWN cage.....it's called a JAIL CELL!

I think the join effort between the Indiana State Police, the FBI and CIA as well as INTERPOL to track down and capture "Mr Fuel" has finally paid off.

Here are some pics of the capture. First, a couple pics of the capture 'in progress' and then one of "Mr Fuel" in his younger days.

And as someone else stated, it's on the internet, so it must be TRUE!

[Big Panda]

HEY, it's not MY fault this pos internet link kicks me out on about every other post!