Not fair - It is out right discrimination against men. There actually should be a lawsuit to protect us guys and give us equal footing.
Think about it for a minute and see my point.
If a guy is naughty, we get a lump of coal, raindeer poop, and a host of other crappy (no pun intended) gifts for Christmas.
If a girl is naughty, they get diamonds, and hosts of other nice gifts showered on them.
In fact, it could be said and proven in a court law time and time again. The naughtier a girl is, the better her quality of her gifts, and the higher the quantity.
E.G. Madame Sinner, likely will make the haul of her life this year as she has been veeeeerrrrryyy naughty.