Just don't let out the blue smoke!

Everyone knows that computers run on blue smoke and they quit working when you let it out!
And, if you unplug a network cable, you better get the bit bucket to catch all those packets before they end up all over the floor...
For more humor along these lines, check out a book called "Welcome to I.T." published by CDW. It has a good compilation of user vs. technology stories submitted for their Fred contest. I have several stories in the book which means that I've been working in the technology field too long...