>>Trying to talk the wife into doing up a club logo for me to cut in vinyl but she refuses.

Guess I'll have to design one myself.<<
B.Bling-B, psst...have you tried bribery? I've heard jewelry works wonders. What can it hurt to give it a go? After all, what's 'Bling' without some sparklies?
Just trying to help.
...("...'cause diamonds are a girl's best friend...")............