Hello Perked. The easiest thing is to start from the battery and work your way from there. Check the fuse marked F91 in the picture. If you have a multimeter or a 12 volt test light of some sort you can check to see if you have power on the wire AFTER the fuse. Set your multimeter on the 20 volt scale in order to read 12 volts on the car electrical system.Connect your meter or test light with the ground of the meter/light on the negative terminal at the battery. Then the positive wire to the battery plus lead and check for voltage. Then the wire right before the fuse and then after the fuse. A fully charged battery should be around 12.4 volts. Anything below 11 volts is for all intents and purposes dead. With the vehicle running and it charging you should get around 13.8 to 14.2 volts.
Maybe loosen up of the black ground battery cable and check it where it contacts the car (just above the F58 in the picture). The grounds are notorious for corroding and that could be your culprit. Next I would remove and clean the battery terminals and battery posts with sandpaper or a wire brush. DO this even if they don't appear dirty.
If that all checks out try putting jumper cables on it from another car or connect a battery charger and turn on the key and look for dash lights just to double check the condition of the battery. If jumper cables work or the battery charger causes you to have dash lights then you probably have a faulty battery or one that just needs recharged.
Worst case scenario is that you have a faulty computer on the car and it is called the SAM. It is the entire fuse box as a unit. It controls all the basic functions of the car on conjunction with the instrument cluster. Without the SAM working nothing on the car will do anything. It would take a long time to write all the reasons why you could have a dead Smart. But this should help you to begin troubleshooting. DCO

Maybe loosen up of the black ground battery cable and check it where it contacts the car (just above the F58 in the picture). The grounds are notorious for corroding and that could be your culprit. Next I would remove and clean the battery terminals and battery posts with sandpaper or a wire brush. DO this even if they don't appear dirty.
If that all checks out try putting jumper cables on it from another car or connect a battery charger and turn on the key and look for dash lights just to double check the condition of the battery. If jumper cables work or the battery charger causes you to have dash lights then you probably have a faulty battery or one that just needs recharged.
Worst case scenario is that you have a faulty computer on the car and it is called the SAM. It is the entire fuse box as a unit. It controls all the basic functions of the car on conjunction with the instrument cluster. Without the SAM working nothing on the car will do anything. It would take a long time to write all the reasons why you could have a dead Smart. But this should help you to begin troubleshooting. DCO
