I love it comebackkid!
Neon, wouldn't it be easier to just rent a Uhaul truck. Then tearing up a transmission, and clutch. smart cars aren't meant to tow anything. It's written in the owners manual. I know, that hasn't stopped smart owners. My daughters moved several times. We rented a truck.
I mean, I know towing is not a popular proposition on SCoA, but the Europeans seem to have no issue doing what we're too afraid to do.
Renting a U-Haul truck that's approximately the same size of a U-Haul trailer (that my car has proven itself to be very proficient at towing) is 3x the cost. I'd rather just do it the way I intended when I originally bought the hitch in 2014. Shame it took me to 2017 to actually use it!
Just because the owner's manual says it can't do something doesn't mean it's definitively true. I mean, the owner's manual for the 453 says the tank is 8.7 gallons, yet to this day I've never been able to fit more than 7 gallons even when on fumes. :shrug:
Look at what the Europeans do. The lead car in the first image is an ED to boot!
These cars (save for the 453) technically aren't meant to be driven across the country either, but they do it without complaint too. Heck, if I recall correctly early manuals didn't say you could even tow 4 down behind a RV, but that's perfectly possible too.
Apple says I can't replace my battery, repair, or modify my phone, yet all those things are possible and more. It takes all of 5 minutes to replace an iPhone battery that's allegedly "non-removable".
I like living outside the perfectly drawn lines of a book.
I can't rent a truck for what I'm doing since I'm doing long term towing testing on the car. If the results are what I want them to be, I can move forward with a project I've been salivating about for years, but can actually do now that I have a house. The project will weigh *much* less than my testing rig, but I want to make sure the car can actually handle it.