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Had a coworker once who was making whoopee with her husband celebrating his 50th birthday. He had a cardiac during the fun. He did survive. When guys would flirt with her she used to tell them to be careful because she dang near killed the last man she had sex with.:)
 

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Has anyone seen the Jack in the Box commercial where Jack is chatting with his mom when his father calls out from the next room "Patty, call the hospital - it's been over four hours!"
 

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We actually watched bits of this show the other day. One guy, an MMA fighter, was having a little rough play with his girlfriend and she broke his member! They rushed him to surgery to repair it!
 

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I saw the first episode where a couple decided to have sex IN a tree. They climbed up the tree and as he was "adjusting", he leaned back on a branch which broke. He then fell out of the tree but tried to hold on by clinching with his legs as he spun upside down. When the girl climbed down and looked at his upper thigh she told him they needed to go to the hospital. His response was to just wash it off and ice it. Then he actually looked at the area and freaked out and said they needed to go to the ER right away.

The guy told the doctor he had fallen about 20 feet out of a tree, but the doctor couldn't figure out how he had so much damage because his pants should have provided protection to his upper inner thigh region. When the truth came out the ER doc got more concerned that he could have got some wood stuck in his "wood". 39 stitches later the couple was told to take it easy for at least 6 weeks and to avoid further sex in trees, under trees was ok as long as they checked for poison oak first.


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..if going to the ER from having sex made it to a TV series I'll take the first two seasons....

Jetfuel...bunga-bunga....
 
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